Truth be told, we don't deserve that title. Vaamanan avatar of Vishnu came down to defeat Mahabali saying keralities don't have the good karma to enjoy his excellent kingdom, and asked Mahabali to step down to Patala Planet. So that means we are made to live in a hypocrite hell of own creation as penace for whatever bad karmas we have inherited from past life.
Offtopic: After you said about TIls, I checked mine, I got 5 tils on my member... I guess that means the girl marrying me will be the luckiest
And I disagree with the 'player' part.