Why the ordinary Irish loves Brexit -
Bill O'Flaherty, a bricklayer, has just been fired. He goes to Avalon, his favourite pub in Belfast & orders, what else, but a pint of Guinness. Owing to the rush on the weekend, while retrieving the drink, his elbow barges into a person and he drops the glass. Being in a foul mood he picks up a fight & is thrown out of the pub. He picks himself up, dusts his clothes and makes his way home.
Meanwhile , Bill's oldest boy Jimmy has just broken up with his gf & returns home in a surly mood.His younger brother Mick is seeing MTV.Jimmyboy here wants to see UFC.Mick isn't having any.Before one realises , a fist fight breaks out.
Meanwhile , Bill returns home to his wife Irene who's laid mashed potatoes & bacon as dinner. Bill , fed up of potatoes flings the plate across the kitchen. Irene throws her pots and pans too. Bedlam ensues in the O'Flaherty household with fisticuffs thrown at each other & expletives exchanged before the neighbours get Brother John O'Hara to calm things. He preaches a sermon and the situation calms down. Bill breaks into tears and begs forgiveness of Irene. Jimmy too hugs Mick & all's forgiven.
Bill throws open the bar & everyone rushes to grab their booze. Jimmy gets Bill his drink before Irene unwittingly trips Jimmy into Bill, this spilling the glass.Bill swears out loud & punches Irene. Her Brother Paddy Houlihan punches Bill. Jimmy punches Paddy.Paddy's son Jack punches Mick.Bedlam ensues.
All in a day in a normal Irish household. Which is why they love Brexit.
P. S - got this from an ex colleague in Dubai. He's Irish. He's got it from back home. Can't think of a better reason why the Irish love Brexit.
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