Start commenting on Christian or Catholic efforts in the fight for freedom against the Brits or the various Nizam's , Nawabs , etcvin the interim period between Mughals and the Brits. You could start with Tipu Sultan & his treatment of the Christians of Karnataka & Kerala & the "heroic resistance" that the Christians / Catholics put up . The genitalia - lack of it &/ or size will be apparent .
As for dickra , there used to be a Pakistani member in PDF whose every post invariably ended with the plight of Muslims in Lucknow and how Pakistan ought to focus on the liberation of the Muslims in India . Here again ,we have the same old tired strains repeated every alternate post - Bawas are the salt of the earth , Iranians particularly Shia Islam is another manifestation of Zoroastrianism , There are millions of crypto Zoroastrians in Iran , Bawas maintain pure bloodlines and more importantly Vedic religion derives from Zoroastrianism ( the last one is a hoot actually ) and if the NDA returns to power in 2019 ( which they won't since dickra here has declared they won't ) it's the end of days .
Out here, where I live , it's called dhol se zyaada manjeera bajna.