France Surrenders to North Korea, Plans to Gift 83 Dassault Rafales to the DPRK

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Rafale is simply not in the same league as F-15.

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22xAMRAAM with Amber racks

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Besides how could anyone blame SoKo for not wanting to have anything to do with the reverse-gearing French, for 'political reasons' when in reality they dodged a massive bullet by ditching the French who yet again surrender at the first hint of trouble.

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France Surrenders to North Korea, Plans to Gift 83 Dassault Rafales to the DPRK
Posted by: Larkins Dsouza April 1, 2018

In what seemed to be an unprecedented turn of events. Today, France has officially declared complete unconditional surrender to the Democratic People’s Republic of Korea (DPRK). Recent threats by North Korea on the annihilation of the United States pushed France to take these drastic preemptive measures. North Korean leaders have praised French actions and have declared that France will be in eternal protection of the Great Supreme Leader, Kim Jong-un. As a sign of solidarity, France plans to gift 83 Dassault Rafale B/C variants to the DPRK.

French President Emmanuel Macron in his official statement of surrender stated that “We are proud of France’s long history of preemptive surrenders, we are the people who pride in giving up during intense situations. The surrender to the Great Democratic People’s Republic of Korea shows French progressive and modern society.”

North Korean Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un said “We, victoriously accept French surrender, the world has felt the power of the great Democratic People’s Republic of Korea. We appreciate and applaud the French leadership for unconditional preemptive surrender”.

Although the whole French military will be under North Korean disposal, France plans to gift 83 of it’s latest Dassault Rafales variants B/C to DPRK. The Dassault Rafale, is a French twin-engine, canard delta-wing, multirole fighter aircraft designed and built by Dassault Aviation. Its induction into the North Korean Air Force will significantly boost DPRKs capabilities.

The North Korean Supreme leader has promised that in the coming weeks the French government will be smoothly transitioned to North Korean leadership and has asked the countries around the world to rename French Fries to Juche Fries, as a sign of respect to the great North Korean victory.

A North Korean official to France Mr. Yu Afo-ol said “The name change of French Fries to Juche Fries is an important cultural victory to North Korea, our Supreme leader love these fries and beer. Oh mon Dieu, he loves his beer with those fries”.

The Supreme leader Kim Jong-Un has promised French President Emmanuel Macron a vacation on his private island after the transition so that he can enjoy his fair share of affairs with the North Korean women.

“They (France) should have waited for a war to even begin, before surrendering to North Korea. We are very disappointed by the sheer cowardliness of the French government” said South Korean Foreign Minister, Yun Byung-se.

Meanwhile, US president Donald Trump has advised the European Union to build walls around French borders and make the country pay for it.

“This is huge, I blame Obamacare for this unprecedented event, they (EU) need to build a wall as soon as possible” said President Donald Trump.
 
Among other things Modi government has decided to procure S-400s and SU-57 from Russia.

Happy April fools day to all.
 
It's actually from last year, if you follow the link.


But given the freshness of the joke, it could as well have been from 2003, back when the Americans were extremely pissed off that the French were telling them invading Iraq was a stupid idea. Hindsight proved that the French were right and the Americans were dumb, as always.
 
randomradio said:
It's not 1st April yet in France. So it's not April Fool.
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Could you stop being such a tool for once in your life and realize that you don't need permission from your maître every single time you need to breathe. It is April Fool's day in India and that's all that counts.
 
The enlightened said:
Could you stop being such a tool for once in your life and realize that you don't need permission from your maître every single time you need to breathe. It is April Fool's day in India and that's all that counts.
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Hah! You are just jealous of my observation skills and out-of-the-box thinking.

Or you got pranked so bad so early in the morning that you want to take out your anger on me instead.

:cool:
 
randomradio said:
Hah! You are just jealous of my observation skills and out-of-the-box thinking.

Or you got pranked so bad so early in the morning that you want to take out your anger on me instead.

:cool:
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No I'm angry about my counter point/subtle dig at somedude/A person being shafted from the original thread to out here where it lost all meaning and context (and humour) all thanks to the actions of one insipid c*nt.
 
The enlightened said:
No I'm angry about my counter point/subtle dig at somedude/A person being shafted from the original thread to out here where it lost all meaning and context (and humour) all thanks to the actions of one insipid c*nt.
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Always at your service.

You should try and keep your garbage away from clean places.
 
randomradio said:
Always at your service.

You should try and keep your garbage away from clean places.
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Instead you are always 'available' for 'service' to your maître

A Person said:
F-35 revealed to be horror movie M. Night Shyamalan has been working on for years — Duffel Blog

F-35 revealed to be horror movie M. Night Shyamalan has been working on for years

WILLISTOWN, Penn. — In perhaps the most daring plot twist of his career, film director M. Night Shyamalan has revealed that the entire trillion dollar F-35 program is a horror movie he has been working on for the past decade, sources confirmed today.



“I really wanted to explore the depths of the military-industrial complex and the human psyche in an age of uncertainty,” said Shyamalan. “That, and I was pretty damn high when I wrote it.”



While critics have panned many of his recent films, most are now saying that his latest project, while “not quite as good as The Sixth Sense,” might be better than sci-fi thriller Signs.



“Remarkable. A tour de force,” hailed Richard Roeper of the Chicago Sun-Times. “The plot was crafted so meticulously that he fooled an entire defense industry into thinking that the plane would actually work.”



Even those in the military community were relieved, with many praising the ending as “the greatest moment in film since the volleyball scene in Top Gun.”



“Only an artist of Night’s caliber could have incorporated so many intriguing plot twists,” said Chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff Gen. Joseph Dunford. “Cost overruns, performance issues, parts being made in China, schematics getting hacked. Five stars.”



While Shyamalan has served as a deus ex machina for the F-35 program, he says the film is merely a foreshadowing of bigger things to come.



“Spoiler alert: I made Iraq and Afghanistan, too,” he added. “And I was totally on acid when I wrote the ending.”

April's Fool! ;)
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