Mitron I proudly present you Pradhanamntri Pakoda Rozgar Yojna
Eligibility:
1) Any graduate, post graduate preparing for UPSC, cuz I just reduced your vacancies to almost half. From 1300 to 750 as this poor bhikhari nation of 125 crore apparently can't afford 1200 Group A officers.
2) Any graduate preparing for Bank job, I just reduced your vacancies to 1/3 from 21000+ to 8000+ within in three years. Your graduate degree issued by honorable degrefied Irani ji will serve as a good plate to serve those pakodas.
3) Any other graduate looking for a decent group B job, cuz there is literally no major job which I have not reduced by significant proportion. You are the prime audience for this yojna.
Scheme Benefits:
What is not provided:
Under Pradhanamntri Pakoda Rozgar Yojna (PMPRY) you won't be provided any subsidy for Kadhai to fry Pakoda, no subsidy on cooking oil, you can't use domestic LPG cylinder for commercial purposes, bring your own thela and besan. Though onion price can sometime take dig at your profit but don't worry you will be helping farmers of country.
What is provided:
You can ask for Mudra loan from nearby bank, if your papers are ok and aadhaar is linked all you need to do is skim 10-20% of loan amount to bank manager to get a loan approved. The interest rates can vary over time but don't worry they won't break your back, policeman commission and his lathi for parking your thela will.
Sarcasm aside I have few questions to PM I supported everywhere I could have.
1) At 200 Rs per day as our dear PM said, if he work 30 days a month it will amount to 6,000 Rs per month. The minimum wage his own govt declared is Rs 18,000 per month. I won't ask how will a family survive in 6,000 Rs per month but how moral is it to quote 6,000 per month as employment amount which is way below the legal minimum wage! Shouldn't a prime minister be little more sensitive to unemployed youth which struggles financially, morally and socially? He just didn't stop there, after this example he went on further saying that he is on right track! So either he is not aware of these dwindling numbers or youth can live or die he don't really care. This much insensitivity is appalling and can be only seen in Rahul baba, Akhilesh Yadav, Tejasvi Yadav and other crown princess.
2) There is increasing number of contract based vacancies to avoid minimum wage rules and a recent circular asked every department to nullify every vacant post and remove it from system instead of filling it and call whatever strength they have today as 100% strength, no vacant posts, there is also a proposal to hire people from private sector who will serve at pleasure of PM (99% political party workers as proved in female board of directors case, Shazia Ilmi and others). Is this scarcity intentionally created to prepare ground for private entry? Where are we actually headed? If this is the level of apathy when 2019 elections are around the corner what will be result after he gets another term? Are we going to give whole country on contract at 6,000 10,000/month while mega businessman appoint own people even in bureaucracy after buying political parties? Will there be any merit based system left? Will it not damage the system beyond repair?
Special Request: Please stay clear of naked sycophancy and blind support, contribute if you can.
Eligibility:
1) Any graduate, post graduate preparing for UPSC, cuz I just reduced your vacancies to almost half. From 1300 to 750 as this poor bhikhari nation of 125 crore apparently can't afford 1200 Group A officers.
2) Any graduate preparing for Bank job, I just reduced your vacancies to 1/3 from 21000+ to 8000+ within in three years. Your graduate degree issued by honorable degrefied Irani ji will serve as a good plate to serve those pakodas.
3) Any other graduate looking for a decent group B job, cuz there is literally no major job which I have not reduced by significant proportion. You are the prime audience for this yojna.
Scheme Benefits:
What is not provided:
Under Pradhanamntri Pakoda Rozgar Yojna (PMPRY) you won't be provided any subsidy for Kadhai to fry Pakoda, no subsidy on cooking oil, you can't use domestic LPG cylinder for commercial purposes, bring your own thela and besan. Though onion price can sometime take dig at your profit but don't worry you will be helping farmers of country.
What is provided:
You can ask for Mudra loan from nearby bank, if your papers are ok and aadhaar is linked all you need to do is skim 10-20% of loan amount to bank manager to get a loan approved. The interest rates can vary over time but don't worry they won't break your back, policeman commission and his lathi for parking your thela will.
Sarcasm aside I have few questions to PM I supported everywhere I could have.
1) At 200 Rs per day as our dear PM said, if he work 30 days a month it will amount to 6,000 Rs per month. The minimum wage his own govt declared is Rs 18,000 per month. I won't ask how will a family survive in 6,000 Rs per month but how moral is it to quote 6,000 per month as employment amount which is way below the legal minimum wage! Shouldn't a prime minister be little more sensitive to unemployed youth which struggles financially, morally and socially? He just didn't stop there, after this example he went on further saying that he is on right track! So either he is not aware of these dwindling numbers or youth can live or die he don't really care. This much insensitivity is appalling and can be only seen in Rahul baba, Akhilesh Yadav, Tejasvi Yadav and other crown princess.
2) There is increasing number of contract based vacancies to avoid minimum wage rules and a recent circular asked every department to nullify every vacant post and remove it from system instead of filling it and call whatever strength they have today as 100% strength, no vacant posts, there is also a proposal to hire people from private sector who will serve at pleasure of PM (99% political party workers as proved in female board of directors case, Shazia Ilmi and others). Is this scarcity intentionally created to prepare ground for private entry? Where are we actually headed? If this is the level of apathy when 2019 elections are around the corner what will be result after he gets another term? Are we going to give whole country on contract at 6,000 10,000/month while mega businessman appoint own people even in bureaucracy after buying political parties? Will there be any merit based system left? Will it not damage the system beyond repair?
Special Request: Please stay clear of naked sycophancy and blind support, contribute if you can.


