Paddy O'Brien went to Paris and needed to get a pair of pants tailored urgently.
The only one available was a ladies tailor. So having no choice, an order was placed.
The next day Paddy goes over, gets the pants and tries them on....
The conversation between him and the tailor is somewhat like this:-
Tailor: Eez a good?
Paddy: Yes !
Tailor: Nice colour too...!
Paddy : Aye....
Tailor: Any probleem?
Paddy : Well you know the Eiffel Tower ?
Tailor: Oui Mons - who in Paris does not !
Paddy : You know the restaurant on top ?
Tailor: But of course... who does not !
Paddy : And the ballroom below that ?
Tailor: Mons - there is NO BALLROOM BELOW THAT...
Paddy : Ah... that is the SAME PROBLEM with THESE PANTS.... .
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