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Apparently, This guy ... with an email named "[email protected]", "[email protected]" and "[email protected]" was responsible for cancellation of Pakistan vs New Zealand cup match to be held in Pakistan... Yes, this is official position of Pakistan's Government.

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Yes, this is our new RAW James bond. He plotted and got PAK vs NZW cup trophy cancelled.

For those who do not know hindi, here are translation of his alledged emails.

chutmarika66 = Chut Marika 66 (Chut = Vagina or rather Cunt is more apt. Marika = killer or rather thruster... So it is [email protected] roughly).

pappubhosadi = Pappu Bhosadi. Pappu means idiot or incompetent or naive. Bhosadi is a generic curse word. It literally means a arsehole or fractured vagina. so this name is "[email protected])


laalheeralalload = Laal Heera Lal Loda means (Laal/Lal = Red, Heera = diamond and loda = dick). So it means [email protected])

According to analysis done by great ISI with copious help from Google/Alphabet and Interpol (neither have confirmed this), they found that threatening emails to NWZ players were sent from India, using a phone owned by this chap which resulted in cancellation of series :


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He is a TikTok rap artist complete with curse word and teenage sexual angst filled memes and songs. He is the prime suspect and according to senior ministers from Pakistan, he is a RAW agent and uses email addresses like "[email protected]" to terrorize NWZ Blacktops into cancelling a match held in Pakistan....

I do not know if I am supposed to feel ashamed by this "cheap" tactic of "Indian intelligence agencies" or to laugh at Pakistan's reputation...

Meanwhile, enjoy some songs by Mr. ChutMarika66


while slow clapping his (mis)adventure (yes, below is a very real slide / handout from the presentation given by esteemed Pakistani ministers)
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@safriz We see your "Tea is fantastic" and raise it to "Bolo Aunty Aaun Kya? Ghanti mein bajaoon kya? Sot Mein Lagaun Kya?".

LOL "We will surprise you"! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
 
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BERLIN—In a ceremony to commemorate her stepping down from her post as chancellor of Germany after 16 years, European Union officials honored Angela Merkel’s tenure Friday by giving her Greece. “We hope that the chancellor will accept the nation of Greece as a small parting gift to show our appreciation for her many years of service,” said European Commission president Ursula von der Leyen, adding that after so many years of special attention she’d shown for the Mediterranean nation, it was only right that Greece would now be hers to do whatever she wanted with. “Chancellor Merkel has helped steer the countries of the European Union through many crises during her long tenure and established herself as one of the most influential leaders of our time, and she always made sure to include Greece in her plans. From the astounding history of Athens to the hundreds of islands to years of forced austerity measures, Greece has so much to offer a retired political leader of Ms. Merkel’s stature and tastes. A country of 11 million people is of course insufficient to convey the appreciation we all have for the chancellor, but it’s our way of thanking her for everything she’s done. With this gift, we’re able to ensure that Chancellor Merkel can continue to shape Greece in her image for many years to come.” At press time, Merkel was overheard commenting to her husband that it was just like the EU to try to stick her with some cheap, ugly old thing that no one in their right mind could want.
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Source: The Onion News.
 
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EU thinking at its best. Yes, let one of them drive a truck full of petrol.

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Saaho said:
Apparently, This guy ... with an email named "[email protected]", "[email protected]" and "[email protected]" was responsible for cancellation of Pakistan vs New Zealand cup match to be held in Pakistan... Yes, this is official position of Pakistan's Government.

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Yes, this is our new RAW James bond. He plotted and got PAK vs NZW cup trophy cancelled.

For those who do not know hindi, here are translation of his alledged emails.

chutmarika66 = Chut Marika 66 (Chut = Vagina or rather Cunt is more apt. Marika = killer or rather thruster... So it is [email protected] roughly).

pappubhosadi = Pappu Bhosadi. Pappu means idiot or incompetent or naive. Bhosadi is a generic curse word. It literally means a arsehole or fractured vagina. so this name is "[email protected])


laalheeralalload = Laal Heera Lal Loda means (Laal/Lal = Red, Heera = diamond and loda = dick). So it means [email protected])

According to analysis done by great ISI with copious help from Google/Alphabet and Interpol (neither have confirmed this), they found that threatening emails to NWZ players were sent from India, using a phone owned by this chap which resulted in cancellation of series :


View attachment 21113

He is a TikTok rap artist complete with curse word and teenage sexual angst filled memes and songs. He is the prime suspect and according to senior ministers from Pakistan, he is a RAW agent and uses email addresses like "[email protected]" to terrorize NWZ Blacktops into cancelling a match held in Pakistan....

I do not know if I am supposed to feel ashamed by this "cheap" tactic of "Indian intelligence agencies" or to laugh at Pakistan's reputation...

Meanwhile, enjoy some songs by Mr. ChutMarika66


while slow clapping his (mis)adventure (yes, below is a very real slide / handout from the presentation given by esteemed Pakistani ministers)
View attachment 21114

@safriz We see your "Tea is fantastic" and raise it to "Bolo Aunty Aaun Kya? Ghanti mein bajaoon kya? Sot Mein Lagaun Kya?".

LOL "We will surprise you"! HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!
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Paxtan trended Arnab's goof of 5th floor of Serena hotel in Afghanistan for days and even their penalists mention it again and again.

Guess what, our side trended Paxtan so called proofs for few hours and only for memes and didn't mention it again. Shows an Indian anchor has more credibility than govt of Paxtan.

Out of tens of thousands of hours of his airtime, one goofup and that's all Paxtan needs just like terrorists, one success against 99 failures.
 
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