Funny Stuff

_Anonymous_

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Jokes currently doing the rounds in the US ...

The economy is so bad:
My neighbor got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

Exxon-Mobil laid off 25 Congressmen.

Angelina Jolie adopted a child from America.

Parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

A truckload of Americans was caught sneaking into Mexico.

And, finally...

I was so depressed last night thinking about the economy, wars, jobs, my savings, Social Security, retirement funds, etc., I called the Suicide Hotline. I got a call center in Pakistan, and when I told them I was suicidal, they got all excited, and asked if I could drive a truck.😂
 

BMD

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I said to my son " you will marry the woman I choose",
He said "no",
I said " it's Bill Gates daughter",
He said "ok".
I phoned up bill gates and said " your daughter is marrying my son",
He said " no",
I said " he's the world Bank CEO" He said "ok".
I phoned up world bank president and said " you will make my son CEO",
He said "no",
I said " he's bill gates son in law",
He said "ok".

This is how politics works.
For a second I thought the guy was using a fishing rod to recover them.
 

BMD

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He's had that much plastic surgery that it probably counts as a mask anyway.