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because we will never ban beef because it's good for environment
Along the similar lines of the argument people make on reddit about India's vegetation increasing.

"The Indians don't plant trees because they care for the environment, they do it because of PR"

Irrespective of the reason the effect is the same isn't it ? And irrespective of the reason for the Britishers, isn't it still a violation of their fundamental rights ?
 
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On popular demand: SUPARCO MAGNIFICENT ACCOMPLISHMENTS

Fawad Chaudhry's great interview lists out the following accomplishments

(minutes 3 to 15), several gems afterwards
a) Suparco will put Pakistani on Space from Pakistani rocket in 2022 (manned mission)
b) Suparco will put pakistani on Mars by 2024 (so landing on moon before that is a given)
c) Pakistan was the first country after Soviet Union in Asia to send rocket into space
d) MOST IMPORTANTLY- Suparco has helped create a scientific way to decide whether Eid ka moon is visible or not.
e) SUPARCO will research- what is moon giving birth, moon is becoming visible, moon is sinking

@vsdoc I think that haoma/ soma was actually in Pakistan area bud. @Milspec @vstol Jockey @nair @sakra

He has further clarified that people laugh at Suparco because they don't know much about it's history.

@Gautam @Butter Chicken @mastaan and everyone...deepy insightful

EId ka chaand can be visible in Saudi but not in Pakistan, if someone wants to emphasize it, that may be due to politics.

Stunning declaration that in 2020 id-ul-fitar will be on 24th may or 25th may/ 23rd July for Eid-Ul_Azha

Someone send them Hindu panchang please to get more info on lunar calendar - 2019 Hindu Festivals Calendar, Hindu Tyohar Calendar for Phoenix, Arizona, United States

- Q'uran already set the principles
- Poorani Doorbin hei islmiyo ke paas, humare paas daeta (typo intended) hei
- hum sabko ikathaa kiya
- yeh poori duniya ke pass her, koi badi baat nahi her (but then why the brouhaha)
- NASA 2024 mei moon pe bande settle ho jayenge
- hum 2022 mei manned mission karenge (ye no poocho rocket kahan hei)
- 5 sale mei log chand pe honge, hum time unse hi pooch lenge.. so we have limited it to 5 years (this was legendary)
- Chand paida hua, chand doob gaya, chand dikh gaya
- Chand ki 'chamak' pe visibility depend karate hei
- humara chand tabhi aayega jo humari 'sarhad' mei dikhega (Basically, moon has to enter pakistan boundary)
- he is now claiming that knowledge of stars is basically islamic and he is just reclaiming that superior legacy now with an equally great find
- Ainak (glasses) agar halal hei to satellite Abhi halal hei
- we will grow our own satellites .. we have satellites.. we are good... we were legends once
- we are working a lot.. i don;t have specifics... we work a lot... i can tell you where is every star right now.. we are working
- then questions the boy, why did you do computers and did not do anything... the guy wants to go out of pakistan ;)
- Artificial intelligence = Robots (Luckily the minister knows better - oh wait.. these are his AI examples)
- We will put a sensor on kinnu tree to check water sufficiency, artificial limbs that communicate to brain - we have lot of facilities... kamaal ka kaam ho haha hei
- hum ladaka jahaaz (fighter jet) binate hei... we have technology.. lots of projects coming..

They should all download an app called as 'night sky' - it also shows andromeda and other galaxies on top. else these guys will put a matchstick under a space rocket very soon.

The feckers finally realised this just now that this is standard data available everywhere.. feels like they just discovered fire :p

Awesome video!!! can't stop laughing.. should be sent to ISRO to learn some.
 
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Someone send them Hindu panchang please to get more info on lunar calendar - 2019 Hindu Festivals Calendar, Hindu Tyohar Calendar for Phoenix, Arizona, United States

- Q'uran already set the principles
- Poorani Doorbin hei islmiyo ke paas, humare paas daeta (typo intended) hei
- hum sabko ikathaa kiya
- yeh poori duniya ke pass her, koi badi baat nahi her (but then why the brouhaha)
- NASA 2024 mei moon pe bande settle ho jayenge
- hum 2022 mei manned mission karenge (ye no poocho rocket kahan hei)
- 5 sale mei log chand pe honge, hum time unse hi pooch lenge.. so we have limited it to 5 years (this was legendary)
- Chand paida hua, chand doob gaya, chand dikh gaya
- Chand ki 'chamak' pe visibility depend karate hei
- humara chand tabhi aayega jo humari 'sarhad' mei dikhega (Basically, moon has to enter pakistan boundary)
- he is now claiming that knowledge of stars is basically islamic and he is just reclaiming that superior legacy now with an equally great find
- Ainak (glasses) agar halal hei to satellite Abhi halal hei
- we will grow our own satellites .. we have satellites.. we are good... we were legends once
- we are working a lot.. i don;t have specifics... we work a lot... i can tell you where is every star right now.. we are working
- then questions the boy, why did you do computers and did not do anything... the guy wants to go out of pakistan ;)
- Artificial intelligence = Robots (Luckily the minister knows better - oh wait.. these are his AI examples)
- We will put a sensor on kinnu tree to check water sufficiency, artificial limbs that communicate to brain - we have lot of facilities... kamaal ka kaam ho haha hei
- hum ladaka jahaaz (fighter jet) binate hei... we have technology.. lots of projects coming..

They should all download an app called as 'night sky' - it also shows andromeda and other galaxies on top. else these guys will put a matchstick under a space rocket very soon.

The feckers finally realised this just now that this is standard data available everywhere.. feels like they just discovered fire :p

Awesome video!!! can't stop laughing.. should be sent to ISRO to learn some.
@vstol Jockey : @Golden
 

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Imran allied with Congress initially.,
Saying peace talks will be with new government.

Just before election so, he changed his talks because he doesn't want to be seen as ally of Congress, which will reduce Congress votes or realized BJP is going get majority.

Now he is back to his usual self.
Before next elections he might repeat same if both him and his country survive to that point.
 
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Imran allied with Congress initially.,
Saying peace talks will be with new government.

Just before election so, he changed his talks because he doesn't want to be seen as ally of Congress, which will reduce Congress votes or realized BJP is going get majority.

Now he is back to his usual self.
Before next elections he might repeat same if both him and his country survive to that point.
Agreed. In summary : Tried to be over smart, ended up becoming a laughing stock.

This is exactly what happened to all they analysts, commentators etc who were certain of a Congress victory. I hate it when people claim to understand India better than Indians.
 
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